Google's April Fools Day Roundup

Mail Goggles

For people prone to sending drunken late night messages via Gmail which they later regret, Google has created a foolproof way of detecting whether you may be too intoxicated to be responsible for your actions.

A number of simple mathematical problems allows the software to detect your blood alcohol level.

Google explains. "Sometimes I send messages I shouldn't send. Like the time I told that girl I had a crush on her over text message. Or the time I sent that late night email to my ex-girlfriend that we should get back together.

"Gmail can't always prevent you from sending messages you might later regret, but today we're launching a new Labs feature I wrote called Mail Goggles which may help. "


  
The Voice-alyzer

Following the same theme, the Google Voice-alyzer protects you from sending out poorly thought out texts and making drunken late night phone calls.

"Ever wake up after a long night and see you called a bunch of exes but don't remember what you said? We're sure you haven't, but, well, we've heard it happens. Quite a bit.

"That’s why we’re excited to announce that today we’re launching the Voice-alyzer setting to hopefully prevent this from ever happening again.

"The next time you know an eventful night is in store, head to the Calls tab in Google Voice Settings. Check the “Enable Voice-alyzer” box, and set the hour that you want the feature to go into effect."

Gmail Motion

Introducing Gmail Motion -- now you can control Gmail with your body!

"Gmail Motion uses your computer's built-in webcam and Google's patented spatial tracking technology to detect your movements and translate them into meaningful characters and commands. Movements are designed to be simple and intuitive for people of all skill levels.

"Using Gmail Motion is not only safe but also healthy and fun. As with any physical activity, certain precautions are recommended.

"First, make sure to clear the area around you. Second, try to take short breaks every 30-40 minutes, just as you would if you were typing. And finally, take time to stretch after each session to give the muscles you'll be using some relief."